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Wat LOVE Got To Do Wit
It?
Posted February 13, 2010
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Buddha Girl: Eh, here it gonna be Val’tine’s
Day ag’in, an’ we NEVER gots
anny Val’tines
de whole time we bin here!
Angry Sparrow: Why you tink dat is?
Buddha Girl: ‘Cause we ain’t got
no boyfrien’s! Well, all ‘cept
Sister over dere – she gots
her Horsey Boy –
Angry Sparrow: You tink dat count,
since he only part people?
Buddha Girl: Well, sure it count! It more’n you’n’me gots.
Buddha Girl: I’m tinkin’ you an’ me needs ad-vice –
Angry Sparrow: But who we ask ‘round HERE?
Buddha Girl: I know – we ask Ms.BV! Bet she gots some tips dat’ll work –
c’mon!
Buddha Girl: Hey dere, Ms.BV – we
need you ad-vice!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, ad-vice.
Black Violet: Hey there, little Sparrows. So – you want advice – from me. Sounds interesting… by the way,
where’s Tragic Plum? Did you lose her coming over here?
Buddha
Girl: Naw, she wit her horsey boyfrien’. Which is why we come
see you, ask for ad-vice, ‘bout matters of LOVE – since it gonna
be Val’tine’s Day real soon. We needs ta get ou’se’fs boyfrien’s, an’ quick!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, quick. We even settle fo’
ones wit non-people parts, if it come to dat.
Black Violet: *suppressing snicker* You’re keeping your
options open, aren’t you, girls? However, I’m not so sure you’ve come to the
right person for that kind of advice –
Buddha Girl: Why you say dat, Ms.BV?
I mean, you pretty sexy’n all, so you otta know de score.
Black Violet: Fat lot of good it’s done me – when I’ve lost the only love that really
mattered. He’s run off, disappeared, who really knows *grimace*. Other than
that, I’m a font of wisdom where love and romance are concerned –
Buddha Girl: Wow… when you put it like dat –
Angry Sparrow: Dat suck.
Black Violet: No kidding.
**enter Waramon**
Waramon: Ah, dear BV, you always have
me, you know. Though I may wander, I return – and return! *wink*
Black Violet: Just in time, too. This conversation was getting me down – I didn’t need
reminders of what’s missing. You are one heckuva
distraction, Big W –
Buddha Girl: He more den a ‘straction – he a C’LAMITY!
Angry Sparrow: Wat you see in dis
big perv, annyway?
Black Violet: Angry Sparrow, I think you answered your own question *chuckle* –
Waramon: I am so good at being bad,
aren’t I? And it comes so naturally, too – entirely un-self-conscious –
Buddha Girl: You sure it in’t jus’ UN-conscious?
Angry Sparrow: ‘Bout now I wishin’ I unconscious.
**enter Washi**
Washi: It’s that time of year, when romance blossoms,
and I have come to assist the buds! Call me Cupid –
Buddha Girl: Eh, you gots a new gig, Mister Wishy! But you really tink you
can help me’n Sister here?
Angry Sparrow: You know wat rhyme wit “Cupid” – “STOOPID” –
Black Violet: Give the little guy a chance, girls. I mean, he’s so darn cute –
Waramon: I agree, dear BV; what a little morsel of angel food cake he is!
Buddha Girl: Okay, so how you do it – how you gonna get us boyfrien’s?
Washi: With my trusty bow and arrows – they will not fail to find your true
loves, at any distance, I promise you –
Angry Sparrow: Don’ make it too far.
Waramon: It sounds to me like a great cosmic darts game – fire when ready, little
Cupid!
Black Violet: As long as you point AWAY from us, we’re good to go.
Washi: Permit me to demonstrate –
**TWANNNNNG**
**off**
Male Voice: OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Other Male Voice: What the – ?
Waramon: Bulls-eye, I do believe –
Black Violet: He did hit somebody –
Buddha Girl: Dis some CRAZY way t’get
a boyfrien’!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh – wat if we
don’t like him?
Waramon: With all this romance swirling in the air, I feel a kiss coming on –
Black Violet: Lay it on me, Big W – *smooch*.
Washi: Uh-oh – I think I left the iron on – do excuse me **hastily departs**.
**enter Ulf**
Ulf: I been lookin’ ALL over fo’ my bow’n’arrows – so
DERE dey are!
Buddha Girl: Look who gonna take de fall here –
Angry Sparrow: Dat no surprise – ‘cept
fo’ HIM.
Arrow Guy: Why you little #@$% – I’LL GET YOU!!!! *ouch*
Second Guy: We’ll give you a wailin’ your momma should be givin’ ya!
Ulf: WHA’? I didn’ do NUTHIN’!!! I’ll TELL
on YOU!!!! *runs*
Waramon and Black Violet: *smoochsmoochsmoochsmooooooooooooch*…
Buddha Girl: We STILL don’ gots anny boyfrien’s, after all dat! Whadda gyp – ANUDDER Val’tine’s Day shot –
Angry Sparrow: It shot, all right – in de #@%.
Although
they all may not have gotten boyfriends, they did get a much-loved treat –
The Day AFTER Val’tine’s Day
Posted February 15, 2010
Buddha Girl: Eh, tanks fo’ de
PEPPY-MENTS, Ms. Beamlette – dey
jus’ as good as anny ol’
paper Val’tine. Taste a LOT better, annyway *burp*.
Washi: My, yes, how refreshing! *burp*
Angry Sparrow: Den why I not PEPPIER after eatin’ so many? *urp*
Zephyrus: Here, Miss Plum – a little ginger ale should help –
Tragic
The
hazards of love… and chocolate! Though for some, that’s what it’s all about, at
least for this couple –
