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A Waramon story,
With guest appearances by
THE SPARROW SISTERS
*huzzah*
Posted April 20, 2006
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Waramon: Well, well, our Guardian has invited some of my kin to
live here. That was ever so kind of her, don’t you think?
Waramon: Firstly, let me introduce my cousin, Boudicca Gladwell, part-time Supermodel.
Boudicca: -- And full-time Eurotrash! As I drift from nightclub to resort to city – it
is who I am, why hide it.
Boudicca: I am named for a
warrior queen. And I take no prisoners. 
Waramon: Sweet as ever, dear Boudicca. But you do have a
prisoner – my heart, haha!
Boudicca: Ever the
flatterer, dearest Waramon. It may get you
everywhere… 
Waramon: And a most special treat – meet my bastard
half-brother, Tancredi, from the south of
Tancredi: An’ I al-wez thought of YOU
as the bas-tard, mon frere **dirty French
laugh**
Tabitha: Holy cr*p! Somebody’d better call the
zoo and tell them the giraffes escaped!
Tancredi: An’ who ees these lee-tle girl?
Waramon: Just Tabitha – a salty morsel.
Boudicca: Oh dear – I’m
really not fond of children, you know – my own or otherwise.
Tabitha: Tobacco didn’t
stunt YOUR growth, did it?
Tancredi: Eh, lee-tle girl, I theenk you NEED eet!
Buddha Girl: Eh, we in
Angry Sparrow: Dey too tall.
Tragic
Tabitha: Uh-oh…
Tancredi: I see your guar-dian she
does not believe een control of ze
VER-MIN, no?
Angry Sparrow: You hear what dat big stilt say?
Buddha Girl: Eh, we show DEM!
Tragic
*WHAM*BANG*OW!*ohGodNOOOOOOOOO***merde
Angry Sparrow: Dat show DEM.
Buddha Girl: Dat make me hungry. Got some nice kimchee. We have wit chicken!
Tragic
A
couple days later, the weekend photo theme was The Boys. I coerced my lads into
a photo-shoot (minus Kenzo, who had the misfortune to
arrive the same day as Tancredi – more on that later)
in:
My boys humored me and posed
for a group portrait
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