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Tea and Sympathy and
Chocolate
Posted April 22, 2011
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Bunella: Thank you for accepting my invitation to tea, Oona
Dolly. I know it was last-minute, but… I really needed a little company at this
time –
Oona Dolly: Oh – are you feeling a little down, Bunella?
Bunella: Yes… this time of year, when I look at my brothers’ portraits, I feel
especially blue –
Oona Dolly: Ah, yes, Diggory and Bun-Bun – it seems both
long ago, and just yesterday, too, since their passing, doesn’t
it?
Bunella: Poor lads, brought down in their prime. Diggory
was a sweet, sweet boy… as for Bun-Bun,
well – he was NO angel, I admit, but, did he really deserve what he got? And on
Easter, too!
~flashback~
Sparrow Sisters: You no gets OUR eggs!!!
Bun-Bun: Just TRY me, you little cockroaches!
Angry Sparrow: Take DAT, weevil bunny!
Buddha Girl: Hehhehheh, we eat Easter Bunny for EASTER!
Save chicken for other day.
Tragic
( Complete story: Have
Yourself a Merry Little Easter (or else) )
“…Diggory’s demise happened just a year later,
almost to the day – ”
Diggory: I’m sorry, little girls, but I cannot tarry today – could you please let
me pass?
Buddha Girl: Eh, rabbit, you mighty fancy – you SOLID?
Angry Sparrow: If you solid, you be good eatin’.
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Dat BEST Easter bunny I ever eat *BURP*.
Angry Sparrow: *urp* Dat MOST I
ever eat.
Tragic
( Complete story: A Bee
In Their Easter Bonnets... )
Oona Dolly: Goodness, no wonder you’re down; I’d be, too, if my kin had met such
nasty ends, and at the hands of those notorious sisters!
Bunella: Oh yes, just – just talking about it, I – *sniff* – sorry, I get so
emotional **wipes tear** –
Oona Dolly: There, there, Bunella **gently pats shoulder**
–
Bunella: *sniff* Thank you *sniff* for being so understanding *sniff*. I’ll pull
myself together, in a moment –
Oona Dolly: Not to worry. Drink some of your tea, and have a chocolate; that’ll
steady you –
Bunella: Hmm, yes… I think I need them –
Bunella: Mmm, this is good tea – and where did you get
those scrumptious chocolates? Mmm…
Oona Dolly: Thank you – they’re from this little store I know… **studies photos**
Bunella: *sighhhhhh*…
Oona Dolly: *to self* I knew there would be some hard work involved when I accepted
my duties as an Easter Bunny – but I was SO naïve; who knew the hazards out
there – who could predict the Sparrow Sisters?
…Still, I will do MY job! No one must go without their Easter baskets and
Easter eggs – no one!
Brave
Oona Dolly! I expect some patriotic music swelling in
the background, with a flag unfurling behind her *salute*…
Even
this next little bit of Easter fluff is not without tension –
