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January 16, 2008 by Buddha Girl
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Buddha Girl:
You pr’script’on for ginger ale jus’ wat we needed after our big Chris’mas
eats!
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, we need dat.
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Yeh, we no burst – man, dat woulda been MESS! But we do gots
de big *BURPS* -- pardon me – now.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh -- *BUUURP* -- dat big.
Tragic
Tabitha: That
was NOTHING, you little peeps! You wanna hear REAL burping, go to the expert – namely ME!
Young Chance:
Yeah, she taught us all we know.
Young Tabitha:
Uh-huh. We can outburp you anytime.
Buddha Girl:
Eh, you always fulla wind, big girl. But we gots the ammo, an’ we been burpin’
up a storm. Show us what YOU gots!
Tabitha: No
sweat -- *BUUUUUUURRRP!!!*
Young Tabitha:
Hold your ears -- *BUUUUURRP!*
Young Chance:
Listen to this -- *BUUUUUURRP!!*
Buddha Girl:
You bet dat NUTTIN’! Listen DIS –
Sparrows in unison: *BUUUUUUUUURRRRP!!!*
Tabitha: Oh
YEAH? Take THIS - *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!*
Sparrows:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Young Chance: YEAH,
Tabby! That’s showed ‘em!
Young Tabitha:
Yeah – I KNEW Big Me could do it! *snerk*
Chance: Just
WHAT the heck is going on here, Tabby?
Tabitha: Nothin’ – just a friendly little contest. They thought they
could outburp me, and they were wrong, of course –
that’s all.
Young Chance: You
shoulda seen it – man she REALLY blew ‘em away.
Young Tabitha:
Yeah, I think she got their underwear, too.
Maeby: Bro’ver, howcome Tabby bwowin’ unnnerwear off th’ little girls?
Chance: A FINE
example you’re setting for the kids! C’mon, you two, we’re going to have a
little discussion on manners, before it’s too late for you. Tabby, you’re
hopeless.
Tabitha: Big
whoop. I’ve heard it before, and it ain’t exactly
inspiring *hmph*.
Young Tabitha:
Wonder just when WE’LL be hopeless -- !
Young Chance:
Not soon enough!
Maeby: Awww… so Tabby
don’ wanna be ‘SPIRED…
Tabitha: Yeah,
I’m the WINNER and champeen, once and always! Eat
your hearts out, little tweets!
Buddha Girl:
You not heard last a’DIS, big windy girl! We restock
ammo, soon as we recover.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, we buy out Smart’n
Final, an’ show you.
Tragic
SPECIAL thanks to Jill in WV for
the little ginger ale bottles! *wink*
Guess the Sparrows and Tabby haven’t quite buried the hatchet yet. Hard when you’re a
moving target!
As we know, Kenzo
and his sweetie Kaida like to cosplay,
too. Kenzo goes for that 50s look this time, in –
Kaida, babe – wanna come with?
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