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A Bee In Their Easter Bonnets...
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April 8, 2007
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Buddha Girl:
Eh, it EASTER! How you like our bonnets?
Angry Sparrow:
Dey big.
Tragic
Buddha Girl: I
feel like I wearing big CABBAGE rose – maybe it good for soup later on.
Angry Sparrow:
Mine make good UFO if it fly away.
Tragic
Meanwhile…
Diggory Rabbit is out for a walk…
Diggory: **to self** Another Easter… and it’s the
anniversary of my poor brother Bun-Bun’s demise. I know he was a thief and a
thug, but… that was a terrible way to die…
Diggory: Ah, some little girls dressed up for the
holiday – isn’t that nice?
Buddha Girl:
Eh, sisters, look who comin’!
Diggory: I’m sorry, little girls, but I cannot tarry
today – could you please let me pass?
Buddha Girl: Eh,
rabbit, you mighty fancy --- you SOLID?
Angry Sparrow:
If you solid, you be good eatin’.
Tragic
Diggory: “Eat” -- ? Uh-oh -- ! *gulp*
A little later…
Young Tabitha:
Maeby and me have looked
EVERYWHERE for our chocolate bunny, Brother – who d’you
think took it?
Maeby: Yes, we looked’n’looked’n’looked
–
Chance: Well,
there’re a lot of suspects in this house. Did you hide it, and forget where you put it?
Young Tabitha:
I sure wouldn’t forget a SOLID chocolate bunny!
Kenzo: I wouldn’t think so…
Young Tabitha:
Oh NOOOOO! Here’s its wrapper – it’s GONE!!!
Maeby: Oh oh oh – nobunny!
Chance: I’d
say it’s not a good prospect for the bunny, all right –
Kenzo: Considering how quickly that brand melts,
no…
Maeby: Dey ate it ALLLLLL… !
Young Tabitha:
We gotta find the louse who
did this!
Kenzo: And I’d say the suspect or suspects will be
easy to spot, too. *grin*
Chance: No
kidding…
In another part of the house…
Buddha Girl: Dat BEST Easter bunny I ever eat *BURP*.
Angry Sparrow:
*urp* Dat MOST I ever eat.
Tragic
Kenzo: Hey, little girlies – why are you hiding out
here, with chocolate all over your faces, hm? I know
there’s an Easter bunny that’s gone missing, and I’ve heard tell of what you
can do to bunnies –
Buddha Girl:
Oh-oh, we busted *burp*.
Angry Sparrow: We
BUSTIN’, too *urp*.
Tragic
Kenzo: I hate to think what Kohana will have to say when she hears about
this –
Buddha Girl: Kenzo-san, I too sick right now to care what Kohana say… *urp*.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh… we take our lumps *burp*.
Tragic
hear…
An arm-wrestling tournament held
by galatia9’s crew made for much excitement, and while Shakkyo
did not win in the final round, nevertheless he scored well, and afterwards
through his interpreter Tadashi, sent a message to Zimta,
to which she replied…
Friend Shakkyo,
so gracious it is of you to ask after our household
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