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Now, Shulamith, you look *bewitching*
Posted October 31, 2008
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Me: When I bought this outfit, I thought of you, sweetie!
Shulamith: Gee, thanks. And now the world’s going to know, as well *hmph*.
Me: And Gavreau, of course.
Shulamith: Like he doesn’t think that, already…
Waramon: **passing by** Ah, what have we here – I do love magic!
Shulamith: Oh cr*p, it’s the fairy dust princess…
Shulamith: You SO owe me, Ms. Beamlette… *glare*
Shulamith: Look, you, don’t go getting any ideas. Move
along, nothing to see or do – even though I know you’ll do anything.
Waramon: No need to be defensive, dusky Shu. When I see
beauty, I must take a closer look, is all… *creepsy
fingers*
Shulamith: Ms. Beamlette, why’re
you just standin’ there watching? Do something!
Me: Now, Shu, just ignore him, and he’ll get bored
and leave – eventually.
Waramon: Oh, but I’m not at ALL bored -- ! Mmmmm!
Shulamith: Back off, you butt pirate! If I have to, I’ll use this wand, and not in
the way you’d want!
Waramon: Now, now, Shu dear – please let’s save the
beating for later, like dessert, shall we?
Waramon: You seem to be undone -- I will help you here with this button – and
this one – and –
Shulamith: I warned you – don’t touch the goods! **BONK**
**poof!**
Shulamith: What ho – it IS a real wand! This get-up has its perks, after all –
Waramon: I seem to have contracted a case of déjà
vu -- if only it worked for the times I DID enjoy…
Shulamith: Showed you, toad prince –
Waramon: I believe the precise term is “frog”, dear lovely Shu
– and you know that means that a kiss would turn the tide of my fortunes, and
back to my former sweet self. If you would be so kind –
Shulamith: You oughtta know better, I’m the LAST person
you should be asking for kindness! I sure brought you down to size, haha!
Shulamith: Well, one good deed for the day – I’m outta
here – so long, frog-face!
Waramon: *sigh* Such a lovely view, and me in no condition to properly enjoy it -- !
Waramon: *another sigh* Well, now, what to do, what to do… though I was fortunate
enough last year to have a benefactor come to my rescue… I must think
positively… yes…
Buddha Girl: Eh, Frog – dat nice crown you got! Bet dat mean you top-notch eatin’!
Waramon: …And so history repeats itself – cruel, cruel Fate!
We’ve been down this path before – follow the link for the prequel! --
Shu’s blue magic outfit is
by Charie Wilson.
No
frogs were harmed in the making of this story, honest!
We
conclude the holiday with a haunting vignette –
The
Siren’s Song -- Keziah the Vampire
