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When Shulamith met Alec… (an IFDC
romance)
Posted
August 16, 2007 by beamlette and gayle
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(Author’s note --
pardon the photo quality – somehow I think it suits the dodgy nature of the
story.)
Young Shulamith: *thinks* Hmmm, aren’t I taking the direct
approach there…
Shulamith: You’re a tall drink of water, even sitting
down – what’s your name?
Alec: My name
is Alec, and yours?
Shulamith: Shulamith is what they
call me. I don’t usually get any complaints. You promise not to start?
Alec: A lady
as attractive as you are will get no complaints from me.
Young Shulamith: I think you’re losing your touch, honey. That’s not going to get you anywhere.
Alec: Hey now,
kid, I don’t think it’s any of your business –
Shulamith: You heard what the man said – stay out of
the big kids’ conversation –
Young Shulamith: Haven’t you heard that expression, “Out of
the mouths of babes”?
Shulamith: Sometimes “babes” need to SHUT their mouths
–
Alec: Chill
out, kid.
Young Shulamith: I’ll show you who the REAL babe is here –
hmmm, whatdya think, sailor? Toss that anchor ‘round
your neck my way – I am DROWNING in those eyes –
Shulamith: *grumble-grumble-grumble*…
Alec: Maybe we
should hook up after this dinner party.
Shulamith: I’ve had enough
of this! Go heave-ho yourself in a life boat, and paddle on outta
here – NOW!
Young Shulamith: You’re not the boss – ask the Captain here
if I hafta go.
Alec: You have
to go, NOW.
Shulamith: Now where were we, dollface?
Oh yes, how about a swim – I’ve got the suit, and you’ve got the lifejacket –
not that we’ll need it *smile*.
Alec: I don't
think we need saving.
Young Shulamith: *to self* What a lotta
bilgewater -- !
Later that evening…
Where’s the new
friend? Or is it the usual love ‘em and leave ‘em… ?
MANY
thanks to Gayle for allowing her Alec to carry on with dear Shu,
and providing his dialog.
Easy come, easy go…
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Well, whaddaya know?...
Posted by Gavreau on August 16,
2007
Looks like I'm not
the only one trying out a new hairstyle lately.
Shulamith... how do you feel about reliving a little
bit of our history? And I don't just mean going back to more flattering
hairstyles.
As for Alec... if
that giraffe with a hyperactive thyroid didn't come back for you, he just
doesn't know what's good.
Fondly,
Etienne
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Speak for yourself, hon...
Posted by Shulamith on August
16, 2007
I kinda like
mine -- youthful, or whatever malarkey describes it. And...
I kinda like yours, too -- I wouldn't mind running my
fingers through it... among other things.
Sure, why not relive
the glory days. Let me know where and when, babyface...
Regards and more,
Shu
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You ARE looking delightfully... >>>
Posted by Gavreau on August 16,
2007
*youthful* there,
honey. Like a piece of candy... How about we meet somewhere this weekend? I'll
spring for your ticket.
Oh, by the way... be
warned... I think it's shedding a bit. Or is it called molting??
Fondly,
Etienne
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Flattery will get you something... >>>
Posted by Shulamith on August
16, 2007
...the terms of which can be
discussed later.
Your offer of a
ticket comes at a good time -- I really need a change of scenery.
As for your new
hairstyle, did you forget to feed the poor thing? They are terribly sensitive,
I hear.
On my way,
Shu
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I think it's purring... in anticipation of your
arrival...>>
Posted by Gavreau on August 16,
2007
Wanna try to make it stand on end? *chuckle* A
good scratch behind the ears should do it.
I'm taking care of
your travel arrangements now, and will email you... see you in a day or so. On neutral territory, of course.
Fondly,
Etienne
All excited about their new set
of wheels (a Mini-Cooper!), the Sparrows eagerly set out
to test its limits on their trip to the Ball-Joint-Doll-Collectors Convention
in
Austin
or BUST! A Sparrows Roadtrip
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