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Quacking Up
Posted April 23, 2011
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Meet Ciel, Inigo’s
nephew, recently come to visit. Someone made him wear this duck suit…
Ciel: Quack-quack-quack-quack-quack –
–
quack-quack-quack-quack-quack –
– quack-quack-quack-quack-quack
– QUACKKK-quack-quack! –
Ciel: QUACKKK-quack-quack-quack! –
Washi: Oh Cielllllllll – I have something to show youuuuuuu –
Ciel: Hey, Washi, ‘at’s a
swell Easter basket you gots –
Washi: It sure is, Master Ciel – what say let’s you
and I divvy it up –
Ciel: Yeah! All this quackin’s made me HUNGWY!
Washi: Ah, jelly beans – the candy of God! Or at least the saints –
Ciel: Nothin’ better-tastin’n’
a choc’lit wabbit…
**rustling foil**
Myrtle: What’s this, then, Washi – you holding out on
me? And what’s with your little fat’n fuzzy friend,
huh?
Ciel: *startled* Wha’? I’m NOT fat!
Washi: Now, now, Myrtle, we were just enjoying a little snack –
Myrtle: You won’t be fat if you’ll hand over the chocolate rabbits, tout suite – and the beans and eggs,
while you’re at it –
Ciel: Nuh-UH! Dis is MY choc’lit wabbit – go’way!
Washi: We’re willing to share, Myrt; there’s plenty for all –
Myrtle: I’ve got FIVE good reasons here for you to give it ALL to ME –
**brandishes fist**
Myrtle: Gimme that rabbit, NOW! *grab*
Ciel: Nnnnnnooooooo *grunt* –
Washi: Let go of Ciel’s rabbit, Myrt!
Stop it, stop it, I say –
Little Tabitha: BAAAD, BAAAAD ELF!!! You stop dat, WIGHT NOW!
Myrtle: Huh? What? Oh, it’s YOU –
Washi: Tabby, thank goodness you came along – she’s gone mad!
Ciel: Don’ let her take my wabbit… *sniff*
Little Tabitha: You heawd me – STOPPIT!
Myrtle: And what if I DON’T, huh?
Myrtle: *grunt* You’re squashin’
me *oof* –
Little Tabitha: Quiet, you! I’m twyin’ to eat my chock’lit egg – **bop**
Washi: Oh Tabby, maybe we could spare her this little jelly bean, hm? –
Ciel: *woozy* I’m – I’m not feelin’ so good *urp*…
For
once Tabitha’s elf antipathy was a good thing!
We
can’t let this holiday pass unacknowledged, since there’s so many of them here
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