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And how was YOUR Labor
Day weekend?
Posted September
3, 2007
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Summer is winding
down, and what better than a carefree barbecue on the patio to wrap up the
holiday…
Tancredi: I steel theenk Mees Beamlette she make ze mis-take to not ‘ave me do ze charcuterie for zis lee-tle soiree
*sulk*.
Paladin: I
think she wanted to still have a HOUSE for us to live in when the weekend is
over!
Oona: So, E’Clair, the
happy arrival day should be upon us SOON – gracious, how long has it been,
anyway?
E’Clair: Oh my, I’ve lost count by now. I’m almost
taking it for granted that I’ll always be pregnant!
Napolean: What could be better than a gathering in
friendship over a homemade meal, with new friends – and you, most of all, my
goddess of fertility. It was fortuity that brought me
here – along with my dear sister –
Boudicca: With
enough wine, anything is tolerable -- *hic* -- especially relatives.
E’Clair: OH! There he – or she – goes again! That was
quite the kick. I do think it’s doing a tapdance on
my bladder.
Oona: Well, my cousin’s studying to be a doctor –
he could use the experience. We are prepared if it’s finally wanting to come
out.
Tancredi: Cherie,
may-be eet ees shy. Or ver-ee ‘appy een
there – I cannot blame eet.
E’Clair: My dear Tan, I hope not – otherwise, how
will it ever be able to go to school, then?
Napolean: Ah, the circle of life – is it not a
beautiful thing? Are we not most fortunate to be here, now – our wants and
needs are simple, and we have blessings aplenty!
Boudicca:
*hic* Another dead soldier… yes, my needs are simple – get me another bottle,
and I shall be blessed… maybe you, too… *mumble*
Waramon: *to self* Oh yes, my wants and needs are very simple… I want everyone…!
Tancredi: Bah! I theenk you
are taking too long, an’ ze viands zey shall be
done to death, een ze Een-glish style.
Paladin:
*under breath* One more remark, and you’ll be pulling this spatula out of your
***!
Waramon: Poor dear Boudicca! She has had too much
fun, and now she won’t be able to enjoy her fourth bottle of wine. **pats arm**
Napolean: The fruit of the vine is a valuable gift –
the dear girl is simply TOO gifted –
Boudicca: …sssssnore… *snort*
Oona: *to self* When I get married, hopefully I’ll
be running with a better crowd than THIS!
Hopefully
this isn’t a harbinger of things to come, dear Oona.
While Draculina’s
guardian Ms. Clara was visiting, this seemingly unlikely duo paired up for a
little fun –
Draculina and
Fenchurch – on the town TOGETHER???
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