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Kenzo declines the
BOOBY PRIZE
Posted
July 18, 2006
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Kenzo isn't just a good soccer player. He's also serious about becoming a concert violinist, and we've caught him towards the end of his practice, as he plays Brahms' Waltz in A Flat...
Kenzo: **thinking** Wonder what Kaida is doing right now...
**turns and finds Boudicca directly in front of him**
Kenzo: -Oop!-
Boudicca: You dulcet little music-maker,
you. How about a DUET?
**turns to find Gobnait even closer**
Kenzo: -Erk!-
Gobnait: Yes, sweetcheeks
-- I'm up for a duet, with YOU, of course!
Boudicca: I do so appreciate
classical music -- and you, I imagine, are QUITE classic **smile**
Gobnait: M-hm --
he's CLASSY, all right. More than I can say for YOU.
Kenzo: *********!
Boudicca: You absurd little trollop,
don't you know the difference between "classic" and
"CLASSY"?
Gobnait: Eh, whatever works, you snotty
English stilt!
Kenzo: *********!
Boudicca: Better than a common
pygmy, like you. I daresay a BANJO would be too highbrow
for your ilk!
Gobnait: You and your swell words and accent!
At least *I* won't get a nosebleed!
Kenzo: mmmmmmmm...
Boudicca: Go back and wallow in your
sty, you little truffle-hunter! **shove**
Gobnait: You GIRAFFE! All neck and legs
**flail** I dunno whether to TRIP you or STRANGLE you
**flail**
Kenzo: ...must... get... away... uuuhhhh... **crawl**
Boudicca: Well -- it appears we have
lost him altogether, you troublesome little troll.
Gobnait: Hm -- not
ALL my fault, ya preying mantis.
Meantime, Shulamith put into
action a most devious plan, in three parts beginning with:
The
Secret To The Sparrows' Energy
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