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The Last Time I saw Kennebunkport

Posted  November 9, 2006 by Chance

 

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Editor's disclaimer: Certain Opinions expressed herein are only those of an undersize, underage, illegal alien resin doll, and not at all to be taken seriously!

 


Buddha Girl: Eh, dat crazy Ms. Beamlette nearly forget she take us to Maine!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, how she forget?
Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I TRIED to forget... oooh, I was cold...

 

 


Buddha Girl: Dey took us by Papa Bush's house, but dey didn't stop. I mad 'cause I wanna tell him, you got one dumb son! You drop him on head when he a baby? He --
beamlette: Now, now, Buddha Girl. No politics on the Board.
(Editor's note: That was NOT the Bush vacation home in the background )

 

 


Buddha Girl: Okay, change topic. Eh, look, sisters -- lame duck!
Angry Sparrow: Dey taste same as reg'lar duck.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh, we haven't had duck in a while... but we have to sneak up on him... ooooh...

 

 


Buddha Girl: Shhh... we catch duck un'wares. Act nonchalant, sisters!
Angry Sparrow: I ALWAYS nonsh'lant.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh... and I'm always scared... ooooh...

 

 


Buddha Girl: After we eat nice duck dinner, den we play game to work off duck fat!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, I make home run.
Tragic Plum: Ooooh, I ate *too* much... ooooh...

 

 

We never said they were politically correct…

 

For some reason my BF hates what he calls the “domestication” of my resin kids, with significant others and offspring, especially for Tancredi, which explains this little adventure of his:

 

M'sieur Bee Eff Carl say eet ees for my own good

 

 

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