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Meet Irving’s Dog, a Sofa Photo Story

Posted January 20, 2011

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It all started with BF Carl choosing who gets to sit on the sofa between cleanings. He, however, insisted he has nothing to do with it. Yeah, sure… Recently, this tableau resulted, and things were off and running –

L. to r., Young Kenzo (Elfdoll Anthony); Belshunu the ancient vampire (Dollshe Bermann); Shulamith (Volks F-16 girl); Roy (Dollshe ebony Hound); Irving (Iplehouse Kamau); Young Fabien (Angelregion Ren); Fabien (Happydoll Marin); Hyacinth v.1.0 (Dollstown Estella); Orson (Volks Michele); Natsumi (Happydoll Lucy)…

Oh, and The Dog in question –

Irving: Yeah, that’s mah dawg – you got a problem with it, Stretch?

Roy: Eh? Oh, naw, mate, nothin’ – nothin’ a’tall. Looks like a mighty fine dog –

Fabien: What dog?

Young Fabien: Nice doggy… maybe I can turn him into MY pony!

The Dog: *staring and thinking* He gotta move…then I bite him – yeah! Bitebitebite…

Belshunu: *thinking* Hmmmmm…

The Dog: *thinking* He gonna move he gonna move he gonna move *stare*

Belshunu: *thinking* Time for a little fun *chuckle* – see who outlasts who –

– got my eye on you on you on you *stare…..*

**pft!**

– eye on you on you on you whitething gonna move gonna bite *stare*

**pft!**

– gonna move gonna bite whitething eye on you on you on you *stare*

**pft!**

– eye on you on you on you whitething gonna move gonna bite *stare*

**pft!**

– Watchin’ you watchin’you watchin’ you whitething you gonna move bite you bite you *stare*

**pft!**

– bite you bite you bite you whitething when you move you gonna move you gonna move *stare*

**pft!**

– eye on you on you on you whitething gonna move gonna bite *stare*

**pft!**

– watch you when you gonna move gonna bite *stare*

Belshunu: *thinking* Untouched by my best material – and yet, why am I not surprised…

Roy: Eh, mate, yer dog got a name, then?

Irving: Nope. I jus’ been callin’ him Dawg. You got a suggestion?

The Dog: Woof!…. *stare*

Roy: Well, he’s yer dog, and I dunno what he’s all about, so it ain’t fer me to say, really –

Irving: Uh-huh –

– You got THAT right, Stretch! In’t none a’your concern what I name my dawg or don’ name him *hmph* –

Roy: You said it, mate – besides, I don’ want it to mess wi’ our workin’ relationship, know what I mean? *wink*

Irving: Do that again, and your EYE not gonna work *snort*!

Shulamith: *to self* There’s a LOT around here that doesn’t work, as far as I can tell…

Even more disturbing is the thought that Shulamith is a voice of reason in the madness…

It’s bad enough that The Dog is on the couch, but we can top that –

A Horse Is a Horse Is a Horse Of Course, Unless…

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