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Hey, PUNKIN!
Posted October 31, 2008
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While I was sitting at Mimi’s today, trying to decide what to get for
breakfast…
Moth: Dey gots punkin pancakes – see? You should get dat,
‘cause it’s Halloweenie
month!
Me: Moth! Sweetie, did you ride ALL the way here by yourself?
Moth: Sure I did – how else I gets here?
Me: *sigh* When I got you that tricycle yesterday, I meant for you to use it
ONLY in the backyard, NOT on the open road! Oh well, at least you’re wearing
your costume, which is orange, like a traffic cone…
Moth: Well… I gots ta go.
I pwomised take-out punkin
pancakes ta Lovechild, an’ she’s waitin’
back home.
Me: Goodness – I don’t know whether to be glad that Lovechild stayed home,
or that she shouldn’t have let you go alone! All right then, sweetie, you be
careful, and get right back home – I’ll be along in a little bit.
Moth: No pwoblem – I knows a shorts-cut. Bye!
Not
to worry, she did make it back home all right, and the pancakes, too – though
Lovechild complained they were *cold*. J
It’s
been a while since I humiliated – er, featured Shulamith,
and for this holiday, no less –
Now,
Shulamith, you look *bewitching*
