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Halloween TREAT
Posted
October 31, 2007
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Buddha Girl:
Eh, sisters, look what I gots for our trickin’n’treatin’ – BIG bags so we get LOTSA loot!
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, dey’s big alright.
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
What you mean you dunno? It BRILL’ANT plan! We get
enough candy to last ‘til T’anksgivin’, maybe beyon’!
Angry Sparrow:
Dat soun’ like good plan to
me.
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
Don’ be SILLY – you can do it! Now go put on you costum’,
an’ we get dressed too – be ready in hour, okay?
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, you bein’ silly – get
dressed.
Tragic
**they exit**
Tragic
Tragic
Zephyrus:
What’s wrong, little one? Maybe I can help?
Tragic
Zephyrus: My
name is Zephyrus, and I’m a centaur mostly – half boy, half horse.
Tragic
Zephyrus: Very
funny – and very true, little girl *chuckle* Hop up on my back, and we’ll take
a little ride while we figure out how to fix your problem.
Tragic
Zephyrus: Not
to be scared – I’ll hold on to you, like this, ‘til you get used to it. See,
you have a fine seat already! By the way, what is your
name – it’s only fair I know what to call my passenger.
Tragic
Zephyrus:
Well, Miss Plum, I think we can help you out,
so you won’t have to be SO tragic *smile*.
Tragic
**a little later**
Buddha Girl:
Eh, good, sister, you gots ready for trickin’n’treatin’. What’s wit’ HIM – dat
pretty fancy costume!
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, where he get dat?
Tragic
Zephyrus: My
name is Zephyrus, ladies, and I am a centaur
-- part boy, part horse, at your service.
Buddha Girl:
So you part a horse, eh? I hear horse big delicacy where dat
big Frenchy guy wat live
here come from. Maybe we ask him for recipe!
Angry Sparrow:
He look like he gots lotsa good eatin’ dere.
Tragic
Zephyrus: Now
just a minute, little ladies – we’re NOT in
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
Well, we gonna need sump’in
more dan jus’ candy, so we get stren’th
back after we lug all dese bags when dey full’a candy. Or maybe he can
be useful first, carry candy for us, maybe we give him little share for doin’ dat.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, be useful.
Zephyrus:
**humming to self, listening all the while**
Zephyrus:
Ladies, I believe we can come to an equitable decision on this matter. Not to
worry, leave things up to me.
Buddha Girl:
Well, okay den, since you ask so nice. We not eat you – jus’ yet.
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, we wait ‘til you little fatter.
Zephyrus:
*laughs* Fair enough!
Tragic
**yet again later**
Zephyrus: Step
lively, ladies – I don’t want you to get left behind *sings a jaunty song
without words*.
Buddha Girl:
“Get lef’ behin’” he say – dat’s all I been DOIN’ – lookin’
at a BEHIN’ Guess it could be worse – he could be EL’PHANT!
Angry Sparrow:
Why you complain – I gots TWO bags to carry. *trudge*
Tragic
Buddha Girl and Angry Sparrow
got a what-fer for dissing
their dear sister!
Halloween is also a good time to
revisit literary classics of the horror genre…
Pass
The Balm Of Gilead, Will You?
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