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At Last The Great Day Arrives

Posted March 27, 2006

 

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Please meet Angry Sparrow’s sisters, Buddha Girl and Tragic Plum

 

Angry Sparrow: Dey’s here, dey’s HERE!

Buddha Girl: Eh, it’s sister. Look good, sister!

Tragic Plum: Oooooh, you’re okay…

(Note the family resemblance – hamster slippers )

 

 

Angry Sparrow: An’ look what I gots! **holds up chicken**

Tragic Plum: Ooooh, bird flu…

Buddha Girl: Bird no fly. Bird dead. We cook and eat. Old family recipe.

 

 

Tabitha: Well lookie here – a flying mice pow-wow.

Buddha Girl: Who dat big girl – why she call us mice? Don’t she know mice from sparrows?

Angry Sparrow: She big dumb girl who live here!

Tragic Plum: Ooooo, big people…

 

 

Tabitha: EH! What can you little mice do to big TABBY – huh?

Angry Sparrow and Buddha Girl: We not mice – we SPARROWS! ANGRY sparrows!

Tragic Plum: Ooooo, but I must hold this chicken… oooo, bird flu…

 

 

Tabitha: You little rat b*st*rds!!! Untie me!

 

 

Buddha Girl: Big girl got some potty mouth on her, eh?

Angry Sparrow: Now she just talk.

Tragic Plum: Ooohhhh, I’ve still got this chicken…

 

 

Waramon: Well, well, what have we here -- ?

Tabitha: Oh cr*p.

 

 

Bonus outtake photo.

 

 

Chance ventured to ask Wynnefred for a second date – ah, young love – in:

 

 Wynnefred, I know it’s been a while

 

 

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