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Gobnait Grabs a HUNK
(In celebration of Nabees 
)
Posted October
5, 2007
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Gobnait: *to self* M-hm…
what have we here!
Gobnait: You’re new around here, aren’t you?
Hunky Stranger:
Yeah – is it that obvious?
Gobnait: You bet – I haven’t seen anyone quite like
you before *wink*.
Gobnait: Has anyone shown you any hospitality yet?
Hunky Stranger:
Nuh-uh. But I haven’t been here that long.
Hunky Stranger:
So… are you offering some?
Gobnait: Depends…
Gobnait: First I have to check to see if you have
anything concealed –
Hunky Stranger:
Now why d’you think that, hon?
Gobnait: Well… a girl can’t be too careful nowadays,
you know.
Hunky Stranger:
You be as careful as you want, then… mmmmm.
Hunky Stranger:
Y’know, those lips of yours are sayin’
something – but I can’t quite catch it…
Gobnait: Maybe you should lean in a little closer – I
wouldn’t want you to miss out…
Hunky Stranger:
Mighty thoughtful of you… don’t mind if I do…
Gobnait: Don’t be shy now -- closer…
Hunky Stranger:
Mmmmmm…
Gobnait: Mmmmm-hmmmmmmmm…!
Hunky Stranger:
Funny, isn’t it – I almost didn’t take that left turn – and lookit
what I would’ve missed *smile*.
Gobnait: I’d say you’ve got a great sense of
direction, hon –
Hunky Stranger:
And I didn’t even ask for any *laughs*.
Gobnait: You don’t have to ask! *also laughs*
Black Violet:
Well, woudja look at that! Selfish cow – she didn’t
tell me where she was keeping HIM!
Waramon: Now, now, pet – she didn’t tell ME, either!...
Now, now, children,
mustn’t covet thy slutty friend’s new toy.
Well, Smythe’s
little fib may have been exposed, just when he least expected it –
Nice
guy, huh?... (Fred's video letter to Chance)
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