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It’s the Gingerbread
House of Horrors
Posted December
24, 2007
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I swear, I can’t take them anywhere… the girls terrorized this
Christmas gingerbread house at the LAX Hilton during the Volks
LA Dolls Party 2007.
Buddha Girl: Hey,
Santy – why you no show at our house las’ year? You better not do dat agin DIS year – or we kick you ass good!!!
Santa: Uh…
little girl, I – I – I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m only hired to
wear this costume at the holidays – and they don’t pay me enough to get beat
up!
Angry Sparrow:
Dis swell view, but I tink
neighborhood goin’ downhill in hurry.
Tragic
Nutcracker Security Guard: All right, kids, move along -- I have orders to throw you off the
property for disturbing the peace!
BuddhaGirl: Boy, dat Santy! He sure tink he big shot,
wit his hired goons pushin’
Angry Sparrow:
I tol’ you dis bad
neighborhood.
Tragic
“Santa”
underestimated the girls – they made for his roof, in hopes of finding a way
back into the house…
Buddha Girl:
Okay, now we jus’ figger how get back in dis house. He won’ be ‘spectin’
us from dis direction.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, we sneak in unnawears.
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
Say, wat dat I smell? Tink sumpin’ burnin’ dere, sister.
Angry Sparrow:
Yeh, it gettin’ warm – wonner why? **fans smoke**
Tragic
Buddha Girl:
It smell like S’MORES!
Angry Sparrow:
Naw, I tink it LESS.
Tragic
MUCHO thanks
to ShellyL for her invaluable assistance in
positioning the little miscreants! And we hope YOU get to see Santa! Merry
Christmas!
Santa can run, but he can’t
hide!
Meantime, Hippolyte
keeps a promise, to the Sparrows –
Nourriture Pour Les Oiseaux Sauvages… (Sparrows Xmas Feast)
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