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My Fertility Goddess
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December 3, 2007 by beamlette and Clara in OR
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Napolean: Praise be to our Great Earth Mother, for
bringing to my awareness this beautiful woman, whose soul shall be warmed by
your sun, and by my love!
Napolean: I am like a child again, full of the simple
pleasure of being! Do you feel the warmth – is it not glorious?
Boudicca: How
DO you get the energy to flap about like some albatross? It has taken all mine
just to dress for the occasion *heavy sigh*.
Napolean: It is my newfound love for you, dearest,
that lifts my heart, and my limbs cannot help but follow.
Boudicca: I
suggest you find some cables to suspend me from, if you expect me to follow suit.
**sound of owl
hooting**
Napolean: Do you hear that? How extraordinary, an owl
speaking in the daytime! An omen I choose to think of as positive – it sounds
so sweetly.
Boudicca: Maybe
it just wants to get an early start – or late. It probably means I should have
stayed in bed.
Hibou: *hoooo*
-sad-is-lady-tall- *hoo* -no-need-say-Hibou- *hoo-hoo!*
**rush of wings**
Napolean: Remain calm, Boudicca dear – she means no
harm.
Boudicca: Easy
for you to say! Her eyes tell me, “I want LIVER!”
Hibou: *hooo*
-your-liver-no- *hoo* -advice-have-Hibou-for-lady-tall- *hoo-hoo*
Boudicca: I am
happy enough you do not desire my liver, pickled in the best wine though it may
be. But what advice could you have for ME?
Hibou: *hoo*
-is-good-love- *hoo*
-lady-tall-be-with-man-dark-tall- *hoo*
-is-good-find-one-love-true-… -Hibou-know-has-her-love-true-
*hoo* -should-you-too- *hoo-hoo!*
Napolean: Even the birds in the trees know it – how I
wish you could know it, too – my goddess!
Boudicca:
Goddess – not that those terms have not been bandied about me before, but that
look in your eyes says you are not entirely making this up. Still, I am not
wholly convinced –
Napolean: *sigh* Even if you do not believe me, I
shall remain steadfast, though I pine away to a mere shadow, wavering in the
twilight…
Boudicca: Oh…
strangely, I do not want to be responsible for that happening – there, there…
**gently strokes his hair**
Hibou: *hoo*
-simple-it-is-think-not-too-much- *hooo-hoo*.
Napolean: What now, my Goddess – whither do you go?
Boudicca:
Nowhere in particular – or very far – it is just that –
Boudicca: I
feel this giddy urge to dance, all of
a sudden! To whirl, like a dervish! Round and round and round -- **twirling
madly**
**a little later**
Boudicca: Oh –
my – my breath is entirely spent… when you joined in, we surely broke some land
speed record… *gasp*.
Napolean: I did tell you, you make my whole being
lighter… *pant*… imagine where we could’ve flown to if we’d kept that up…
*pant*
Boudicca: No
further need to fly… what I really need is right here under my nose – namely
your lips –
Napolean: My lips worship your lips, dear Goddess – I think
it’s time that we pray… together…
Boudicca and Napolean: **smooch… smooch… smooch…**
Zephyrus: I
see Cupid has been firing off his arrows again. Looks like they didn’t get far
after being struck!
Tragic
Yeah, that was pretty strange…
and the hits just keep on coming –
*Petit
Dejeuner* ees ze most im-por-tant meal of ze *jour*
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