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Falalalala…or, How NOT to Spend
Christmas!
Posted December 25, 2011
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Santa Blackie: Guess we’re done listenin’ ta
kids fer another year. Ya
done a good job as m’helper Elves, kept the anklebiters in line, which is pretty funny, since YOU’RE anklebiters to THEM –
Buddha Girl: Eh, it not so much de bitin’ – more like de twistin’!
Angry Sparrow: N’de good swif’ kick
–
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Anyhoo, Santy, how
‘bout our presents wat we worked for dat you promise?
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, no welchin’ on
de promise –
Tragic
Santa Claus: Heck no, little girlies, Santa Blackie NEVER welshes
on his promises, especially to YOU (an’ after seein’ ya in action!) –
Santa Blackie: Ms. Zimmy here’s gotcher
a bag fulla good things –
Zimta: *sings* For Sparrows brave and true, all good things a feast to make for
you –
Sparrows (in unison): YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!
Buddha Girl: Eh, a WHOLE box’a yams – ‘n ‘pliances, too – lookit de swell
toasty oven ‘n squeeeeezer *chuckle* –
Angry Sparrow: Dey’s a rice cooker – we needed a noo one, too –
Tragic
Myrtle: Hmmmmm… **eyeing the goods**
Myrtle: Hand over the swag, pipsqueaks, and nobody gets hurt, understand?
**shakes fist**
Buddha Girl: Eh, who you and wat you say dat
fo’? Dis
OUR X-mas presents!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, get you own rice cooker!
Washi: Here now, Myrtle, I wouldn’t start in with them, if I were you – shoo,
shoo!
Tragic
Santa Blackie: I’m sensin’ a dust-up’s imminent – think we’d
better step in?
Zimta: Oh aye, or dust be the least of what’s stirred!
Myrtle: Leggo a’me, ya big baboon! **thrashing**
Santa Blackie: Hey, hey, there, watch who ya callin’ a critter, ya little
badger. Quit yer squirmin’
–
Buddha Girl: Mister Wishy, why you hol’
me – I gots a score ta
settle wit dat thievin’
girl – show her de business end of a YAM, grrrrr!
Washi: And that’s precisely WHY I’m confining you – calm down –
Angry Sparrow: Eh, I gots to help Sister; why you stoppin’ me, Greenie Hair?
Zimta: This not really be the needed help, Sparrow Angry – and for the Season
not!
Tragic
Eventually…
Santa Blackie: Heh, we hope yer
Christmas is MORE peaceful than the one here!
Myrtle: Mmmmpppphhhh#@$%*!!!!!!
Buddha Girl: Yeh, don’ let anybody steal you X-mas, eider!
Angry Sparrow: An’ don’ spend it inna BAG –
Tragic
Washi: At least you ARE together!
Zimta: Christmas HAPPY and New Year MERRY, one and all! **waving**
Keep
the faith, and keep the peace for the holidays!
A
little romance is in the air –
