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That Old *Dork* Magic
Posted October 31, 2010
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Beitris: So… you wish to become a witch?
Young Tabitha: Heck, yeah – I want you to show me your spells, and all that stuff. I’ve
got scores to settle –
Beitris: Is that so? With whom shall we start, then?
Young Tabitha: Ummm *thinks* – my brother’s dorky best friend
– his name is Quade –
**off**
Quade: I HEARD that,
you even bigger dork!
Beitris: I see him; that puny lad with the spectacles, correct?
Young Tabitha: You got it, Witch Lady – he’s a spect’cle, all
right, ‘specially when I give him a sore eye **shakes
fist**.
**off**
Quade: Hey, I heard
THAT, too, ya dumb girl!
Beitris: Watch carefully, dear – wave your hand thusly, and speak the spell – Viverus, nostrum y prolongus!
**POOF**
Beitris: My apologies, dear – it appears to have had NO effect; I do not
understand what happened –
Young Tabitha: Huh – guess it means he can’t get ANY dorkier than he is NOW –
**off**
Quade: I ain’t DEAF, ya dork!
Once a dork, always a dork *snerk*.
I
dropped the ball on doing a Thanksgiving story for 2010, so Christmas couldn’t
go unmarked! We find Blackwell doing the Santa thing, ably assisted by Elfride as elf helper.
Ho-Ho-Ho,
Tell Santa Blackie Your Wish List!
