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Surprise, surprise, Waramon!
Posted
July 30, 2007
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Waramon: Dear me, but it is hot today… will I ever cool down… **fans
self**
Black Violet:
Be prepared to STAY hot, my tall and naughty boy! I wouldn’t want you any other
way *smirk*.
Waramon: Oh! Ms. Beamlette
said she had a surprise for me – bless her! Though I do wish she had let me
know, so I could freshen up for you --
Black Violet: Pffft – I don’t know how much fresher you could get, you tall and cool drink
of gin. It’s been a long trip in that cardboard box, and I need some exercise
of a very specific kind.
Waramon: Certainly, my shaded posy – I am always ready and willing to oblige you –
Waramon: -- like this
*smoooooooch*…
Black Violet: Mmmm, yes… it’s a start…
*smooooooch…
mmmmsmooooooooch… smoooooooooooooooooooch*
Black Violet:
****…
Waramon: You took the words right out of my mouth… mmmm!
Black Violet:
I call that a proper welcome… now let’s go beyond the formalities, shall we?...
Waramon: Why yes, I’d say we’re nicely reacquainted –
now we can truly be familiar…!
Gobnait: Not so fast, you wilty
weed. Not while I’M around!
Waramon: Now, now, my pet – Black Violet is a guest -- and I am being a thoughtful
host –
Black Violet:
Yes – he’s being the host. Now how about you toddle off and come back IF and
WHEN we call you for anything we might need –towels or whatnot.
Gobnait: Oh, I’ll towel you off, all right. Send you
through the spin cycle, too.
Black Violet:
I don’t think you have what it takes to wrassle with
me. I suggest you quit while you’re ahead, and go tend to the dirty laundry –
Waramon: Now, sweet bud, I would not –
Gobnait: Well, YOU’RE a piece of dirty laundry all
right! **grabs for neck**
Black Violet:
And YOU’RE a marvel of bleaching – must take a lot to keep the gray away!
**smacks face**
Waramon: Now, now, my lovelies, fisticuffs really
aren’t necessary –
Waramon: -- although it IS exciting –
Gobnait: *a little muffled* Get your grubby hands off
my neck!
Black Violet: They’re
grubby only because your neck IS!!!
Black Violet:
And since they’re already dirty, I might as well stick to the job!
Gobnait: *choke* yeah… like *gaaak*
the way *ack* you stick to a *coff*
CHAIR!
Waramon: Oooh, ladies, SO
personal –
Black Violet:
**huffing and puffing** I… I’m… pooped…
Gobnait: **also huffing and puffing** me… too…
Waramon: Yes… watching you two just did me in
*chuckle*.
Black Violet:
Huh – what WERE we fighting about, anyway? Though I gotta
admit, it was a good workout of the other kind.
Gobnait: Who cares what it was about.
Wanna go for a drink? I know where they keep the
blender.
Black Violet:
Sure – lead the way, Blondie. **they exit**
Waramon: Um, I – it’s lovely that you’ve reconciled,
but – I’M still here…
Waramon: Maybe they’ll surprise me… and bring me a drink, too… !
Waramon always looks
on the positive side, doesn’t he?
Black Violet and Gobnait still aren’t bosom buddies quite yet, though they
do make a formidable team in:
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