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Yup, it’s BASTILLE
DAY again!
Posted July 14, 2008
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Links to 2006 and 2007 Bastille Day
commemorations:
Tancredi celebrates
Bastille Day
I
al-most forgot to remind ev-ery-one zat eet ees
BASTILLE DAY!
Hippolyte: *sings to self* ♪Bon Anniversaire to moi, Bon Anniversaire to moi♫…
Tancredi: Ah, DO you know what day eet ees, mon frère?
Hipppolyte: Oh Tancredi – you remembered it is mon anniversaire
-- join me in celebration!
Tancredi: No, no, see-lee garçon
-- eet is BASTILLE DAY! Ze mos’ im-por-tant day to ee-ny true Freench-man – ze day we lee-berate ourselves from ze
tyrants rois et l’aristocratie! N’est pas?
Hippolyte: Oh… oui...
though I did not know I was in need of liberation… !
Tancredi: ‘Ow could you for-get ze
birthright of ALL Freench-mans, an’ ze day zat made eet possible! Een ze stirring words of ze Marseillaise:
♪Allons enfants
de la patrie / Le jour de gloir
est arrive.♫ --
Tancredi: ♪Contre
nous, de la tyrannie, / L’étandard
sanglant est
levé, / Entendez-vous, dans la compagnes. / Mugir ces farouches
soldats / Ils
viennent jusque dans nos bras / Egorger vos fils,
/ vos compagnes… ♫
Hippolyte: **clapping** Splendid! I do feel stirred by your words –
Hippolyte: We may celebrate TWO holidays with this lovely cake, then –
Tancredi: Mon Dieu! “CAKE”? Deed you say, “CAKE”?
Tancredi: I see I mus’ to teach
you ze true meaning of ze
serious-ness of zees so-lemn
jour! Come – I shall show you!
**grasps his shoulder**
Hippolyte: Oh-oh – it is childhood all over again – I am in for a beating – or
worse! I fear –
**measured drum beat**
Tancredi: Please to make ze ac-quain-tance
of Madame Guillotine -- she taught
ma-ny an e-nemy of
Hippolyte: Surely not all deserved such a harsh sentence – not unlike moi…!
Tancredi: Eet was simple,
mais efficace -- place ze ‘ead een
ze ‘ole, an’ WHOOSH – ze
blade eet strike a clean cut. **makes gesture to
throat**
Hippolyte: I know my head it is not so full of profound thoughts, but I would to
miss it if it were gone… *gulp*
Tancredi: ‘umbled at last, ze
‘eads ze fall een-to a common basket, af-ter
all zose years of slee-peeng
on ze fine lee-nen sheets ze oppressed zey laun-dered for zem! ♪Aux armes citoyens! / Formez vos bataillons – ♫
Hippolyte: I shall to pray for those whose heads filled the baskets – and for my ears, that they do not bleed from your singing –
Hippolyte: Regardez, mon
frère -- there is something already in the basket!
Tancredi: *oblivious* ♪Marchons, marchons! / Qu’un sang impur / Abreuve nos sillons
– ♫
Buddha Girl: Eh, you bet dere is! We use dis big cutter
for our WATERMELONS when it summer!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, it cut good.
Hippolyte: I am certain it does, my little jeunes filles sauvages -- do be
careful there, Madamoiselle
Buddha!
Tragic
Tancredi: *continuing* ♪Amour sacré de la Patrie, / Conduis, soutiens nos bras vengeurs, / Liberté, liberté cherie, /
Combats avec tes défenseurs;
/ Combats avec tes défenseurs.
-- ♫
Buddha Girl: Well, it nice talkin’ to you – but we wanna go
now, eat watermelon while it still fresh –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, b’fore de flies stick to it
–
Hippolyte: Yes, do enjoy it, my jeunes filles. But I see that Madamoiselles Buddha and Sparrow
each have a piece – where is yours, Madamoiselle Plum?
Tragic
Tancredi: ♪Sous
drapeaux, que la victoire / Acoure à tes males accents; / Que tes ennemis expirants
/ Voient ton triomphe et notre gloire!
– ♫
Buddha Girl: By de way,
could you ask you brudder to stop makin’
dat racket dere? It gonna int’fer wit our digestion!
Angry Sparrow: It sure kill de taste buds.
Tancredi: *second chorus* ♪Aux armes citoyens! / Formez vos bataillons,
-- ♫
Hippolyte: Oui
-- I know I am not so eager for my cake now –
Tancredi: ♪Marchons,
marchons! / Qu’un sang impur / Abreuve nos sillons… ♫
Tragic
**Sparrows exit**
Tancredi: NO one can e-ver to doubt zat
I am a patriote
-- a true son of
Hippolyte: Oui, half-Anglais bastards though we are! *chuckle*
Maybe
Tancredi’s hat was on too tight?
Meantime,
we introduce a new Young here, and tie it in with the Bastille Day story, just
because –
Introducing
YOUNG OONA (Elfdoll Dami),
in her 4UByLou outfit
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