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Beamlette’s 2010 Year-In-Review!
Posted December 31, 2010
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This was a “slow” year story-wise for the House of Beamlette,
despite the steady influx of new denizens; not to mention the backlog of
un-introduced ones from the years before! Still, things did happen –
Elfride and Hibou finally reunited!
**fling**
Hibou: *HOO*-Sister-are-you-to-Hibou!-Sister-mine-be-for-ever?-*hoohoohooohooooHOO*!
Elfride: Ooof! Haha, yes, I
guess that means we are! I’m glad – I think!
Garlyth: *hoo*-Momma-like-happy-Momma!-*hoohoo*
Imriel and Kif came to an understanding –
Kif: Ah… then to you just Kif am I –
Imriel: Good – I would rather we were on better terms, friendlier terms, now
that I understand you do not wish harm to my Hibou.
Though…I should like to know more of why you felt as you did towards her.
This led to Imriel’s departure, to seek answers
to what Kif told him –
Hibou: *hoo*-return-will-you-when?-*hoo*!
Imriel: That I cannot answer, my dearest; I do not know how long it will take –
but know I will always be thinking of you both, and I will return the moment I
can, if not sooner –
Garlyth: *hoo*-Momma-eyes-so-SHINY-bright-*hoo*!
Holidays were the basis for most other stories, starting with Valentine’s
Day, and the realization that the Sparrows had never had a Valentine’s Day
story! Though Buddha Girl and Angry Sparrow’s search for Valentines was, shall
we say, hit-and-miss…
Washi: Permit me to demonstrate –
**TWANNNNNG**
**off**
Male Voice: OOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Other Male Voice: What the – ?
Waramon: Bulls-eye, I do believe –
Black Violet: He did hit somebody –
Buddha Girl: Dis some CRAZY way t’get
a boyfrien’!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh – wat if we
don’t like him?
For
Doileag Uí
Flannagáin: It be time we takin’ our leave o’ this while we can, me idiot son
*grumble-grumble*. Come along, an’stop yer dallyin’! **yanks ear**
Ulf ó Flannagáin: OW, owwwowow, Maaaaa!
Tha’ hurts, tha’ does –
Doileag Uí
Flannagáin: Eh, not so much as
her fangs woulda done, ye little nitwit –
Arsinoë: Considering my skill, it wouldn’t have hurt at all *chuckle*… hmmmm… I’d forgotten just how lovely this is… **humming**
At Easter, the chickens – and rabbits – came home to roost for the Sparrows,
those notorious Easter Bunny killers!
Buddha Girl: Eh, dat jus’ a tech’ality.
We figger dat out when de
time come –
Angry Sparrow: Yeh – use de Horsey Boy den, no problem.
Tragic
On Mother’s Day the Sparrows asked Black Violet to be their surrogate mom
–
Buddha Girl: Eh,
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, since you so nice to us ‘n all.
Tragic
Black Violet: Me, motherly? Mwahahaha! Think of me as your
beautiful and FUN auntie, will you, kiddos?
On Father’s Day we met the two most despised fathers in my crew –
Randall: Man, this is one crazy house you live in, Fen – though I like seeing
your baby self again. She always
liked me *chuckle* –
Fenchurch: Fine, SHE can do all the liking of you she wants; I’m old enough to KNOW better!
Basil: How d’ye like my
strapping sons? Though the one on me left is a great fine poofter,
if ever there was, HAR! Oh yeah, and the little runty lass, mustn’t forget
about HER, harharhar!
Persephone: As regards you, Pater, I endeavour to do so
daily, if not hourly –
Tancredi got a BIG surprise on
his favorite holiday, Bastille Day: a visit from his maman! –
Marjolaine: But you ARE see-lee, MY see-lee garcon
– een a good way, n’est pas? You know zat Maman,
she al-ways love you, no mat-ter what –
Basil: That she does, son – at least she didn’t make you into a poofter; I’ll give her that, harhar
–
Early in October, Black Violet departed for her original home and
guardian, and in the process Basil learned that Waramon
wasn’t a total poofter, after all –
BV: Listen, Stretch, your son likes the ladies just FINE! As well as he does
the men – he’s just an all-around opportunist when it comes to romance. So cut
him some slack, will you?
Basil: Huh… well, tha’s one way a’ lookin’ at it –
Halloween had its scary moments, especially for the Sparrows –
Arsinoë: Garlic has NO effect on me, little birds. Even so, if I were to drink
ALL your blood, it would be no more to me than those silly wax bottles and lips
given out to the little beggars who justify their request with the refrain,
“Trick or treat!” Hardly a good squirt to wet my lips – **flash of teeth and
eyes**
Tragic
Buddha Girl: Ehhhh… I… see wat
you mean…
Angry Sparrow: *gulp*!
The bigger question at Halloween was – did Basil get turned into a bat?
That remains to be seen… *squeeeet*
For some strange reason, Thanksgiving wasn’t celebrated; was everyone on a
diet? Christmas, however, made up for it; Imperious Jade, the Sparrows’ mother,
joined them for the holiday –
Buddha Girl: Eh, mebbe Santy DID
bring us wat we really wanted alreddy
– our MUDDER! You lookin’
real swell, Ma!
Angry Sparrow: Yeh, you got it all goin’
on.
Tragic
Imperious Jade: Eh, tanks, Plum Child. Mebbe you kids help me
make more dis year, hmmm? I even get you you own sewin’ machine! *chuckle*
Uh-oh, sounds like child labor is in the offing for their 2011!
Chance had a lovely dream about his dearest Christmas wish, to see his
parents again –
Chance: OH!
**pleasant chatter**
Perhaps
2011 will see it come true… stay tuned!
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